Into The Blue

It's a simple and straightforward two-star-movie that could either be entirely forgettable, or be a star vehicle for a B-to-C-list star/rising ingenue. Paul Walker is passable (and pretty, I might add,) as the lead and Scott Caan is entertaining as the comedic foil. It's all standard stuff: buried treasure, a drug deal gone sour, an inevitable shark attack, blah-di-blah-di-blah... Still, I wouldn't feel guilty about renting it on a grey Sunday afternoon.

Bottom line, it's just not fair to have to compare my body to that of Jessica Alba's.